Customer: What is this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: I think he's doing the backstroke.
Submitted July 31, 2005 by Brett S., age 9 from Australia.

A man told his pet millipede to get the mail.
Two days later the man went to go see where his pet was.
He was still at the door putting his shoes on!
Submitted March 1, 2002 by Alyssa, age 11 from New York, New York.

Q: What do you get when cross the Beatles and the Rolling Stones?
A: Squashed bugs!
Submitted February 16, 2002 by Brandon, age 9 from Everett, Washington.

Q: What kind of ant walks on two legs?
A: Your aunt!
Submitted November 30, 2001 by Stefano, age 9 from Ottawa, Canada

Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit and an insect?
A: Bugs Bunny!
Submitted November 29, 2001 by Sarah, age 13 from Paris, France

Q: What do you do if you have bugs in your bed?
A: Kill one and the rest will go to the funeral!
Submitted November 26, 2001 by Nicole, age 10 from Dublin, Ireland

Q: What is a ticks' favorite game?
A: Tic tac toe!
Submitted October 23, 2001 by a teacher

Q: What do two termites say when they see a house on fire?
A: Barbecue tonight??
Submitted May 28, 2001 by Tyson, age 9 from Neenah, WI

Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they don't know the words!
Submitted September 20, 2000 by Kailyn, age 4 from Winnipeg, Canada

Q: What do you call it when you've been bitten by a big computer?
A: A Megabyte!
Submitted July 14, 2000 by J., age 12 from St. Louis, Missouri

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
Submitted June 19, 2000 by Ashlie, age 8 from Delaware County, Pennsylvania

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Spider.
Spider who?
You tried to hide her but I spied her.
Submitted June 17, 2000 by Lance V., age 10 from USA.

Q: What is the best kind of computer bug?
A: Spiders . . . they make the best "web" sites.
Submitted June 15, 2000 by Ben, age 4 from Mt Vernon, IL

Q: Why did the spider cross the information super highway?
A: To get to her Web site.
Submitted June 11, 2000 by Barbara, a parent from San Diego, California.